A Silly Mother's day poem

It appears that the children

may have glued your pans to the wall

It seems that the dog may have puked in the hall

I think that the cats ran rampant

through the steak sauce

It's possible

that the sink overflowed,

and filled the kitchen with soapy water

And the kid are slippin'

and sliding out the door.

The pet fish

is swimming

through the living room

and the cat seems to be trapped

in a soap bubble

the waterfall

is attracting bears,

who are catching trout

that swam upstream

when the water hit the pond.

That Other Thing in the hall?

I'm not sure, but I think

A dimensional hole was ripped

when I tripped on the bear trap

and bounced into the

new digital video antenna.

What's this?

Tiny dinosaurs from the past

sneaking through the rift,

Dining on the steak dinner

For which you especially asked on this special day?

Technology. Who Knew?

This is a day of days

We celebrate it with many hurrays

You bore my sons

You are the best

You deserve this day of rest.

Hmm..... Umm.....

We should go out for dinner, don't you think?

By Timothy Caleb Nordloh